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Coil Coil

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very interresting!

This is a weird, yet fun game. It makes me think about what the situation 'she' is in that caused her to be pregnant. From my understanding, She slept with a man and got pregnant, found him again in the future and ended dating him and getting an abortion.

Some advice on how to beat the game:

As stated, this uses mouse movement alone. During text screens, move your mouse in a circular pattern following the arrows, then you proceed to the next stage.

Level 1:, take your mouse and move it up and down to make the sperm swim. reach an egg and you win.

Level 2: Use your mouse as a type of reverse magnet to push the red, green, and blue orbs together in their own color coordinated cluster, then separate them.

Level 3: Spin the mouse in circle patterns to make the egg roll out of the way. As the falling egg, avoid the sperm like cells trying to hit you, them will push you to the top of the level and you have to restart from the beginning.

Level 4: use your mouse to control a lasso to grab cells and eat them. The larger brain like creates will steal them from you if you aren't quick.

Level 5: Hover your mouse over two two kidney like objects to turn clock and counter-clockwise. use the yellow tube organ to move. Try to get about 8 different mini-organisms in the sac at once.

Level 6: use the mouse to steer in the direction you want to go. Try and find other creatures and shoot them (firing is done automatically). I find it easiest to find one and just bump against it til' I can proceed.

Level 7: much like level 3, use the mouse to fly around. I fly to the right til the moon disappears off screen then the game ends.

the ENDING TEXT, more specifically the last sentence is blocked by animations, but with timing I was able to read: " He pressed his cheek to hers, He pressed his cheek."

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Cloud to Ground Lightning Cloud to Ground Lightning

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

acceptable but framiliar..

The games concept is interesting, but it seems the HUD and many other elements of the game was taken from Modern Warfare 2. Also, in the first minute of standard mode a glitched man appeared that could not be killed with any bore size, the game also seems to grow old easy. Maybe if you gave the ability for the player to gain,well, abilities. Upgrading the cannons strength and Area of Effect, maybe even some sort of flame thrower? Anyways, you said it was inspired by CoD Modern Warfare2, but it seems to me that it is Too inspired, and not enough created.
You should find some sort of way to make it more individualized. I like the game, I really do, It just kinda grows old quickly and there isn't a lot to it. However you did do a nice job. you get a 7/10 and 4/5 from me :)

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Communist in Space Communist in Space

Rated 5 / 5 stars


SO many /b/ references....
anyways, the game in general is a worn down, but non-the-less fun type. The references, while humorous, also fit in well with the type of animation. I hope to moar of kipmud, becuase I FUCKING LOVE MUDKIPZ

10/10,5/5 Keep trollin' the /b/,

Kermit Kombat Kermit Kombat

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


This was horrible. Crappy animation, mixed with bad art and shit voice acting. I don't know how this hasnt gotten 0 bombed yet, I gave you one star just because it was so old.